Little cat steps

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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Apr 23
Apr 23

(Source: wymiot, via i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly)

Apr 23

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Apr 23

(Source: groundedonthedaily, via melapetal)

"I was so drunk so you can’t hold me accountable for raping that girl"

"I was so fucked up you can’t say I beat that kid to death"

"I was so drunk I don’t remember driving and killing that family "

"I don’t remember cheating on my significant other so it’s like it didn’t happen"


!Take.responsibilities.for.your.actions.!
(No matter how big or small)

Apr 23
I was under the influence so I can’t be held accountable
scientifrick:

a nicer picture of my lil fox tattoo thanks to this lovely lady on etsy
Apr 23

scientifrick:

a nicer picture of my lil fox tattoo thanks to this lovely lady on etsy

(via i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly)

worldsgreatestdisaster asked: Whats your favourite colour

Currently aquamarine :3

Apr 22

Apr 22
Ask me stuff

embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

(Source: francisfordfiesta, via bringmethestorm)

Apr 22
neilispowerwolf:

youturnnow:

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

This is from like an HP commercial or something, right?

THE FUCK YOU MEAN ‘HOW’
Apr 22

neilispowerwolf:

youturnnow:

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

This is from like an HP commercial or something, right?

THE FUCK YOU MEAN ‘HOW’

(Source: dimensao7)

myselfinmirrors:

I just realized I have voicemails all the way back to August and holy shit is hearing your voice weird

Apr 22

"1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it. 2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does. 3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t. 4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy. 5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out. 6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”. 7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t. 8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before. 9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her. 10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her. 11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t. 12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college. 13. It’s okay to cry. 14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t. 15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed. 16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is. 17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend. 18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend. 19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother. 20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t."

- enjolrasactual (via hachikuji)

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Apr 22
Apr 22

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Apr 21

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yungcray:

this is important
Apr 21

yungcray:

this is important

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